me: *accidentally spends life on tumblr*
french: There’s really nothing special about me at all. I’m not attractive. I’m not that talented. I don’t have many unique features as far as my personality. I’m just kind of here wasting space.
nikolawashere: When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
thecapn: Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying
ikea-4-life: when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
tympanista: yo can i get a vodka and caprisun